Dirty Sanchez Update

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OK, I’ll make this quick…

Just spent 14 hours on a Ukranian jet with the cars. No one sits down on the plane, there was vodka, porn and *other stuff a plenty.

We wanted to do a 30,000 feet burnout but the cargo deck is not pressurised so we were told to try and if we live for more than 1 minute without oxygen knock 3 times to get back in the pressurised zone.

The car is slightly broken. Thai AIr mechanics are fitting a new gasket on the runaway. Support these guys – fly Thai. The Angry Pirate isn’t the only one with problems. 15% of cars have retired and 3 Merc SLR’s are all being repaired with the same alternator problem.

Beach party tonight…! I’m fucked. Thinking of stealing an elephant and setting up a travelling circus. Has to be easier than this….

Dan

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